A NUMBER OF CHEMISTS WERE TAKEN ILL

 

A number of Chemists were taken ill

And try as we might we couldn’t Helium

And because we were unable to Curium

The only thing we could do was Barium

I SPOTTED A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

 

I spotted a chemistry student

Entering the toilets the other day

He washed his hands on the way in

Which is always a dead giveaway

I’M GOOD AT CHEMISTRY AND I’M FUNNY # 2

 

I’m good at chemistry and I’m funny

Those are the talents, I rely upon

So when asked for a good Chemistry joke

I replied that all the good ones Argon

I’M GOOD AT CHEMISTRY AND I’M FUNNY # 1

 

I’m good at chemistry and I’m funny

Those are my only talents, so far

So when I was asked if I knew

Any jokes about sodium, I replied Na

MY GREAT UNCLE IS A SCIENTIST

 

My Great Uncle is a scientist

As well as a keen horticulturist

Which is quite evident to see

As he’s growing a chemistree

CHEMISTS AND ALCHEMISTS

 

Chemists and alchemists

Are both of feminine gender

Because one is an Ann Eliza

And the other a Charlotte Ann

A NUMBER OF CHEMISTS WERE TAKEN ILL

 

A number of Chemists were taken ill

And try as we might we couldn’t Helium

And because we were unable to Curium

The only thing we could do was Barium

I SPOTTED A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

 

I spotted a chemistry student

Entering the toilets, the other day

He washed his hands on the way in

Which is always a dead giveaway

SCIENCE’S

If it is green or it squirms, it’s Biology 

If it smells or burns, then its Chemistry 

If it doesn't work, it’s a Physics theory