HOW GOOD IS YOUR POWERPOINT

“How good is your PowerPoint?”

He enquired “I Excel at it” I replied

“Did you just use a Microsoft pun?”

He asked wryly “Word” I replied

ALONG CAME A SPIDER

 

My wife found a spider

But told me not to kill it

“You can take it out instead” 

So, we went out for a drink

He was an interesting guy

“I’m a web designer” he said

MY COMPUTER IS FREEZING

 

My computer was always cold

In fact I thought it was broken

But our IT guy just told me

It was coz I left Windows open

OUR COMPUTERS WENT DOWN

 

Our computers went down

At the office today

So, we had to do things

The old-fashioned way

But Doris had a pack of cards

So, playing cards was ok

DURING A PASSWORD AUDIT

 

During a password audit by the IT crowd,

They discovered something quite absurd

A young woman by the name of Bimbette

Who was using the following password

PughPughBarneyMcGrewCuthbertDibbleGrubb

And was told such a password was wrong

But Bimbette explained that she was told

Her password must be six characters long