We learned about food groups today at school
Confections,
vegetables, meat, and protein
Dairy, fruits, grains,
pulses, and legumes
But what about Alcohol,
Nicotine and Caffeine
Friday, 4 November 2022
WE LEARNED ABOUT FOOD GROUPS TODAY AT SCHOOL
IT PROVIDES FAR MORE PROBLEMS
It provides far more problems
Than any solutions it
brings
For communism doesn't
work
As people like to own
things
Thursday, 3 November 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 281
Hush baby, my doll,
I pray at this juncture
My sweet baby doll
Hasn’t got a puncture
ARE YOU WEARING A RED CHRISTMAS OUTFIT?
Are you wearing a red Christmas outfit?
You look very beautiful in it
In fact you look very cute
In your Santa’s little helper suit
A Christmas hat sits atop your curls
In a way only suited to girls
A beautiful red velvet dress
And white fur trim to impress
Striped woollen legs of red and white
Are they stocking or tights?
Stockings would be in reason
More in keeping with the season
But I would not disparage woolly tights
They too have their own delights
Come and help me trim the tree
And say you dressed this way for me?
WE HAVE LOVED EGGS # 4
We have loved eggs
Since we were children
Chuckie Eggs my dad
Used to call them
SINCE I RETIRED I HAVE RESISTED THE TEMPTATION
Since I retired, I have resisted the temptation
To tidy the cellar,
the garage, or the attic
Because the moment I
accomplished the task
My grown-up kids would
fill them with their shit
WHAT DO PENSIONERS?
What do pensioners?
Consider long lunches to be?
Perfectly normal I think
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