IN A SHELL SUIT

 

What do you call a chicken?

The question begs

If it wears a shell suit?

It’s obviously an Egg

WHY ARE EGGS PACKED IN CONTAINERS

 

Why are eggs packed in containers

That are the flimsiest I’ve ever seen

But batteries are in plastic packs

You can only open with a laser beam

WE HAVE LOVED EGGS # 4

 

We have loved eggs

Since we were children

Chuckie Eggs my dad

Used to call them

WE HAVE LOVED EGGS # 3

 

We have loved eggs

Since we were children

Cackle Berries my dad

Used to call them

WE HAVE LOVED EGGS # 2

 

We have loved eggs

Since we were children

Hen Fruits my dad

Used to call them

WE HAVE LOVED EGGS # 1

 

We have loved eggs

Since we were children

Boneless chickens

My dad used to call them

EGGS FOR EGGS

 

I like my eggs fried or poached

And scrambled are a treat

I rather enjoy an omelette

But boiled egg is hard to beat