We have loved eggs
Since we were children
Chuckie Eggs my dad
Used to call them
Thursday, 3 November 2022
SINCE I RETIRED I HAVE RESISTED THE TEMPTATION
Since I retired, I have resisted the temptation
To tidy the cellar,
the garage, or the attic
Because the moment I
accomplished the task
My grown-up kids would
fill them with their shit
WHAT DO PENSIONERS?
What do pensioners?
Consider long lunches to be?
Perfectly normal I think
AT ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF AGE SHE WAS ASKED
At one hundred years of age she was asked
At her age what thing
gave her the most pleasure?
She thought for a
moment before she replied
The most satisfying thing was “No peer pressure”
WHY DO YOU LOOK BEMUSED?
Why do you look bemused?
It’s just our point of
view
But sometimes we are
not
Thinking about you
PLEASE DON’T GET ME WRONG
Please don’t get me wrong
It’s not that I’m a
prude
And under the right
circumstances
I quite like being
rude
But at the end of the
day
I just find Keith
Lemon crude
MY WIFE WENT TO THE BEAUTY PARLOUR
My wife went to the beauty parlour
And had a mudpack
applied
Which improved her
appearance
Until it fell off and
she cried
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