Are you wearing a Halloween Jumper?
Well, its contents are
rather bumper
The skeleton motive I
should mention
Is not needed to
attract my attention
Tuesday, 4 October 2022
ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN JUMPER?
IF THE MOUNTAINS OF THE WORLD
If the mountains of the world
Were to be put to the
test
The most intelligent
one
Would be mount
cleverest
MY UNCLE HAS WRITTEN AN EXPOSE
My Uncle has written an expose
It’s a real kiss and
tell
About being a vet,
it’s called
All creatures grunt
and smell
LET ME FULFIL ALL YOUR WISHES
Let me fulfil all your wishes
To shower you with
kisses
But please don’t tell
the Mrs
MIDDLE-AGED CONTRACEPTION
I have found that at my age
The best form of contraception
That works for me
anyway
Is to leave the
bedroom light on
HALF OF ALL MARRIAGES
Half of all marriages
Will end in divorce
Which just leaves the
Unhappy ones of course
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