JEAN PIERRE AND HIS LETTERS

 

Jean Pierre coated his French Letters

In the famous orange liqueur digestive

His girlfriend liked flavoured condoms

He called them his Cointreau-ceptives

ARE YOU USING CONTRACEPTION?

 

“Are you using contraception?

Either Condoms or the pill?

So, between you and your boyfriend”

She was asked “Who foots the bill?”

“I do” she replied “I’m a liberated woman,

But the cost of them is something grim,

The problem is I don't know him well enough

To discuss money with him”

MIDDLE-AGED CONTRACEPTION

 

I have found that at my age

The best form of contraception

That works for me anyway

Is to leave the bedroom light on

CONDOM

 

In the Middle Ages

The condom was invented

Using a goat's lower intestine

So, pregnancy could be prevented

It was an innovation of its time

But birth rates were un-dented

So, a simple modification was made

Resulting in a drop in births

They simply removed the intestine

From the goat first

SOLICITING

 

A lady of the night

Was arrested by a cop

For selling herself

At a busy, truck stop

 

“I am not selling myself”

She told her accuser
“I am selling condoms

With a free applicator”