My Uncle has written an expose
It’s a real kiss and
tell
About being a vet,
it’s called
All creatures grunt
and smell
Tuesday, 4 October 2022
MY UNCLE HAS WRITTEN AN EXPOSE
LET ME FULFIL ALL YOUR WISHES
Let me fulfil all your wishes
To shower you with
kisses
But please don’t tell
the Mrs
MIDDLE-AGED CONTRACEPTION
I have found that at my age
The best form of contraception
That works for me
anyway
Is to leave the
bedroom light on
HALF OF ALL MARRIAGES
Half of all marriages
Will end in divorce
Which just leaves the
Unhappy ones of course
DIETING TIP # 2
When you eat with someone else
Calories don't count
for you
Just as long as you
don’t eat
Any more food than
they do
IF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE + 1 CHANNELS
If you are going to have + 1 channels
There should be a – 1
for the viewer
Which would
automatically erase anything
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