MATHS PROBLEMS

 

The American’s must

Suffer from innumeracy

As they only have one math

As far as I can see

MY BROTHER TEACHES

 

My brother teaches

Year nine history

Which in itself

Is a bit of a mystery

As there are more

Interesting years surely

SUPER HEROES COME

 

Superheroes come

In all shapes and forms

Which is fair enough

But what kind of hero

Is Iron Man,

Ironing isn’t even tough

I TOLD PEOPLE THAT MY UNCLE

 

I told people that my uncle

Worked for the United Nations 

And it was an illusion I enjoyed

That was not strictly the truth

But it was close enough

After all he was UNemployed

I SIGNED UP FOR BOTANY

 

When I was at school

I signed up for Botany

I thought any class about “bots”

Is the one for me

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 189

 

 

I had a little nut tree,
Nothing would it bear
- So I chopped it down

ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHING SPECIAL?

 

Are you wearing something special?

For my special birthday treat

Something daringly risqué

Nothing remotely discreet

Something minimalist in silk

Would be right up my street