PYTHAGORAS WOULD HAVE BELEIVED

 

Pythagoras would have beleived

Every triangle was a love triangle

Not simply because of the mathematics

But because he loved triangles

NUMBERS GUY

 

My next-door neighbour is a mathematician

He’s a seriously clever bloke is Graham

But he’s scared to death of negative numbers

And he'll stop at nothing to avoid them

THE MATHEMATICIAN PONDERED

 

The mathematician pondered

When he opened the oven door

What the value of pi would be

After being dropped on the floor

THE PIE FACTORY EXPLODED

 

The pie factory exploded

And it was carnage inside

There were also casualties

As 3.14 people died

RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLES

 

I wanted to buy some right angled triangles

And I wanted to do it without any fuss

So I asked around and took expert advice  

And I was told to go to Pythag-R-Us

I LEARNED COUNTING USING DRIED SEMOLINA

 

I learned counting using dried semolina

Everything else was superfluous

It’s the way we used to do it in Morocco

It was what we call our Abacouscous

MATHS PROBLEMS

 

The American’s must

Suffer from innumeracy

As they only have one math

As far as I can see

DIVIDE THE CIRCUMFERENCE

 

Divide the circumference

Of a Pumpkin by

Its diameter, and you

Will get Pumpkin Pi

THE MATHEMATICIAN PONDERED

 

The mathematician pondered

When he opened the oven door

What the value of pi would be

After being dropped on the floor