PEOPLE WHO BUILD FLAT PACK FURNITURE

 

People who build flat pack furniture

Are Superheroes, that’s for certain sure

Well, thats my opinion, albeit humble

Things are built when Avengers assemble

ARE YOU WEARING A CAPE?

Are you wearing a cape?

A superhero’s shoulder drape

But you’re not a caped crusader

You’re a substitute teacher

A DEAL OF STRICTURE

 

I made an error, for which

There was a deal of stricture

On reflection I should not

Have asked Thor to hang a picture

OH HOW THEY ALL CRUELLY SCOFFED

 

Oh how they all cruelly scoffed

When I said that I would one day

Learn the secret of invisibility

If they could only see me now, eh

WHEN I WAS STILL A LITTLE KID

 

When I was still a little kid

I thought my grandad was a hero

Because he was Lollipop man

And I thought that was a superhero

SUPER HEROES COME

 

Superheroes come

In all shapes and forms

Which is fair enough

But what kind of hero

Is Iron Man,

Ironing isn’t even tough