My wife doesn’t go to the gym
She’s the fittest lass
around
As she gets all the
exercise she needs
Just from running
people down
My wife doesn’t go to the gym
She’s the fittest lass
around
As she gets all the
exercise she needs
Just from running
people down
Roman Ceres
Guardian of the
harvest
Goddess of the corn
Mother of Proserpina
Goddess of fertility
Protector of matrimony
I put Ginger in the Casserole
I am in trouble as is
the habit
I thought it was very
tasty
But they really loved
that rabbit
Cheryl Cole like other celebs
Feels she’d like to do
her bit
And she wants to fight
Malaria
Because you’re worth
it
Two overweight lads were in the pub
“Your round” one of
them suddenly said
The other one took
instant offence and
Replied “So are you,
you great fat head”
Volcanoes are terrifying
Just the thought of
them is frightful
But pyroclastic
eruptions
That’s just Nature at
its most spiteful
We were kids in worn out shoes
And we’d gamble in one
or twos
With liquorice and
penny chews
On any contest we’d
choose
But if we were then to
lose
We’d sing the sweetie
bar blues