I AM TOTALLY UNAPPRECIATED AT WORK

 

I am totally unappreciated at work

I do a good job but unfortunately, I fear

It’s akin to dribbling in your trousers

When you’re wearing a dark pair

You get a comforting warm glow

But no one sees the piss patch there

DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE BOSS

 

Don’t worry about the boss

Finding out how little you do

Because he is the lazy shit

That’s more worried about you

TIGER, TIGER, BURNING BRIGHT

 

Tiger, Tiger, burning bright

In the forests of the night

Poachers perform their rite

And leave a bloody sight

OUR LONDON SCHOOL WAS AWASH

 

Our London school was awash

With drugs of various kinds

And it certainly wasn’t considered

A punishment to do lines

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 176

 

Lizzie Borden took a chopper

To use on her mother to top her

And the reason for the act you see

Was she made Lizzie eat her broccoli

ARE YOU WEARING WOOLLY TIGHTS?

 

Are you wearing woolly tights?

That’s one of my favourite sights

As the evenings begin to shorten

Well as they say winter draws on

DURING A PASSWORD AUDIT

 

During a password audit by the IT crowd,

They discovered something quite absurd

A young woman by the name of Bimbette

Who was using the following password

PughPughBarneyMcGrewCuthbertDibbleGrubb

And was told such a password was wrong

But Bimbette explained that she was told

Her password must be six characters long