IN THE CHANNEL 4 NEWSROOM

 

In the C4 Newsroom

Just ahead of the action

The producer announces

“Lights Camera Fiction”

IT WAS FRIDAY NIGHT AND THE LADS

 

It was Friday night and the lads

Were hitting the shots to get fucked

And two guys walked into a bar

Before the third one ducked

PANDEMIC VERSUS WW2

 

Don’t liken the pandemic to WW2

They’re polar opposites in my view

In WW2 people sacrificed

Their lives to preserve liberties

But to save lives in the pandemic

We sacrificed our Liberties

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 160

 

A man of words and not of deeds

Sounds like a politician to me

ARE YOU WEARING A THONG?

 

Are you wearing a thong?

No there’s nothing wrong

It’s just that they do so

Make you look like a sumo

BIMBETTES LOST DOG

 

Bimbette lost her dog

And she was distraught

Peaches, to cheer her up

Said I think you ought

To advertise in the paper

Just give it a whirl

So, she wrote the ad

“Come here girl”

I’M AT THE STAGE IN LIFE

 

I’m at the stage in life

When I’m sometimes forgetful

Although let’s face it

There’s a lot in life

That is better off forgotten

But as forgetful as I am

I never forget the important things