PANDEMIC VERSUS WW2

 

Don’t liken the pandemic to WW2

They’re polar opposites in my view

In WW2 people sacrificed

Their lives to preserve liberties

But to save lives in the pandemic

We sacrificed our Liberties

KNOWING PEOPLE AS I DO

 

Knowing people as I do

I know somewhere, someone

At this very moment

Is showering with a mask on

IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL ABOUT CORONA VIRUS

 

If you receive an email about Corona Virus

Claiming that it’s spread by Tinned Ham

The government have stated categorically

You should ignore it because it’s just Spam

I HAVE JUST HEARD THE LATEST NEWS

I have just heard the latest news

About the Pandemic, on the BBC

And I was shocked, an epidemic

Of wandering Pandas terrify me 

SOME PEOPLE AREN’T SHAKING HANDS

 

Some people aren’t shaking hands

Because of the Coronavirus caper

But I’m no longer shaking hands

Due to the shortage of toilet paper

PANDEMIC VERSUS WW2

 

Don’t liken the pandemic to WW2

They’re polar opposites in my view

In WW2 people sacrificed

Their lives to preserve liberties

But to save lives in the pandemic

We sacrificed our Liberties

SOME PEOPLE AREN’T SHAKING HANDS

 

Some people aren’t shaking hands

Because of the Coronavirus caper

But I’m no longer shaking hands

Due to the shortage of toilet paper

SOCIAL DISTANCING AND SELF ISOLATION

 

Social distancing and self-isolation

Is not a difficult thing to implement

When you’re in Wormwood Scrubs

And placed in solitary confinement

THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION HAS ANNOUNCED

 

The World Health Organization has announced

Dogs can’t get Covid-19, and as there’s no doubt

All the quarantined dogs can now be released

So, let’s be perfectly clear, WHO let the dogs out

SELF ISOLATION HAS BECOME A NECESSITY

 

Self Isolation has become a necessity

As there’s a pandemic on the loose

Some people find isolation frightening

But not me because I’m a recluse

I HAVE JUST HEARD THE LATEST NEWS

 

I have just heard the latest news

About the Pandemic, on the BBC

And I was shocked, an epidemic

Of wandering Pandas terrify me

WE HAVE FOUND A GREEN SOLUTION

 

Since the panic buying caper

We have started using

Plant leaves as toilet paper

They're not our plants,

But they are very useful

And we returned the pots

I must say that to be truthful

To the neighbour's patio

Once the pots were full

A MESSAGE TO SNOWFLAKES

Your grandparents

And great grandparents

Were asked to go to war

You are being asked

To sit on your sofas

So not exactly a chore

FOGHORN CROSSED THE ROAD

 

Foghorn crossed the road

And took it in his stride

To avoid an anti-masker

Walking on the other side

WHAT TO CALL CORONAVIRUS

The WHO don’t like

Asian Virus or Chinese Flu

So, what to call Coronavirus?

Covid 19 won’t do

Wuhan Virus? I think not

So, I’m calling it Kung Flu