PANDEMIC VERSUS WW2

 

Don’t liken the pandemic to WW2

They’re polar opposites in my view

In WW2 people sacrificed

Their lives to preserve liberties

But to save lives in the pandemic

We sacrificed our Liberties

THROUGHOUT THE WORST OF THE PANDEMIC

 

Throughout the worst of the pandemic

I had to work from home in my flat

But I had technical issues occasionally

When my keyboard was claimed by the cat

THIS YEAR I’M GOING TO STAY UP

 

This year I’m going to stay up

On New Year’s Eve

Not to see in 2021

But to make sure 2020 leaves

KNOWING PEOPLE AS I DO

 

Knowing people as I do

I know somewhere, someone

At this very moment

Is showering with a mask on

FOGHORN CROSSED THE ROAD

 

Foghorn crossed the road

And took it in his stride

To avoid an anti-masker

Walking on the other side

IF YOU ARE STRUGGLING TO BUY TOILET ROLL

If you are struggling to buy toilet roll

Find a suitable alternative if you can

And one appropriate solution would be

To wipe your arse with the Guardian 

BEING IN ISOLATION WITH MY WIFE

 

Sadly, being in isolation with my wife

Has been to our relationships detriment

And I fear that it will either end

In divorce or more likely life imprisonment

SOCIAL DISTANCING AND SELF ISOLATION

 

Social distancing and self-isolation

Is not a difficult thing to implement

When you’re in Wormwood Scrubs

And placed in solitary confinement

WE HAVE FOUND A GREEN SOLUTION

 

Since the panic buying caper

We have started using

Plant leaves as toilet paper

They're not our plants,

But they are very useful

And we returned the pots

I must say that to be truthful

To the neighbour's patio

Once the pots were full

A MESSAGE TO SNOWFLAKES

 

Your grandparents

And great grandparents

Were asked to go to war

You are being asked

To sit on your sofas

So not exactly a chore

THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION HAS ANNOUNCED

 

The World Health Organization has announced

Dogs can’t get Covid-19, and as there’s no doubt

All the quarantined dogs can now be released

So, let’s be perfectly clear, WHO let the dogs out

SELF ISOLATION HAS BECOME A NECESSITY

 

Self Isolation has become a necessity

As there’s a pandemic on the loose

Some people find isolation frightening

But not me because I’m a recluse

WHAT TO CALL CORONAVIRUS

 

The WHO don’t like

Asian Virus or Chinese Flu

So, what to call Coronavirus?

Covid 19 won’t do

Wuhan Virus? I think not

So, I’m calling it Kung Flu

PANDEMIC VERSUS WW2

 

Don’t liken the pandemic to WW2

They’re polar opposites in my view

In WW2 people sacrificed

Their lives to preserve liberties

But to save lives in the pandemic

We sacrificed our Liberties

EPIDEMIC TO PANDEMIC

 

The UK swine flu cases

Have now reach sixty-two

But the shocking news

That’s being kept from you

Is of the 35 million

Confirmed cases of man flu

THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION HAS ANNOUNCED

 

The World Health Organization has announced

Dogs can’t get Covid-19, and as there’s no doubt

All the quarantined dogs can now be released

So, let’s be perfectly clear, WHO let the dogs out

SELF ISOLATION HAS BECOME A NECESSITY

 

Self Isolation has become a necessity

As there’s a pandemic on the loose

Some people find isolation frightening

But not me because I’m a recluse

I HAVE JUST HEARD THE LATEST NEWS

 

I have just heard the latest news

About the Pandemic, on the BBC

And I was shocked, an epidemic

Of wandering Pandas terrify me

THROUGHOUT THE WORST OF THE PANDEMIC

 

Throughout the worst of the pandemic

I had to work from home in my flat

But I had technical issues occasionally

When my keyboard was claimed by the cat