In the ITV Newsroom
Just ahead of the action
The producer announces
“Lights Camera Fiction”
In the ITV Newsroom
Just ahead of the action
The producer announces
“Lights Camera Fiction”
In the C4 Newsroom
Just ahead of the
action
The producer announces
“Lights Camera
Fiction”
In the SKY Newsroom
Just ahead of the
action
The producer announces
“Lights Camera
Fiction”
In the GBNewsroom
Just ahead of the
action
The producer announces
“Lights Camera
Fiction”
I have just heard the latest news
About the Pandemic, on
the BBC
And I was shocked, an
epidemic
Of wandering Pandas terrify me
In the BBC Newsroom
Just ahead of the action
The producer announces
“Lights Camera Fiction”
They were reviewing the papers
On TV this morning
And A4 is still the most
popular
So that’s quite boring
How they exploit our compassion
With emotional
blackmail
They paint us
Pitiful tableaux’s
Of fly ridden waifs
Babies at barren
breasts
Or portrait images
Of sad saucer eyed
children
Beaten and bruised
Or maybe its pictures
Of Maltreated beasts
That pluck at your heartstrings
The tactics used are
quite crude
But anything goes
In the “No holds
barred”
World of charity
fundraising
As long as they can
extract
Our 3 pounds a month
While the poor
unfortunates,
The sad stars of the
charity show
Are merely lost leaders
In the C4 Newsroom
Just ahead of the
action
The producer announces
“Lights Camera
Fiction”
In the SKY Newsroom
Just ahead of the
action
The producer announces
“Lights Camera
Fiction”
The News of the World
Oh, the irony is sweet
The news of the screws
That tawdry scandal
sheet
Hoisted on its own
petard
Because of its crime
They have become their
papers
Biggest scandal of all
time
In the BBC Newsroom
Just
ahead of the action
The
producer announces
“Lights
Camera Fiction”
In the BBC Newsroom
Just ahead of the action
The producer announces
“Lights Camera Fiction”
The MSM gets me down
With their depressing lament
So, I am avoiding the news
Like the plague at the moment
Breaking news: there’s been an explosion
At a cheese factory in
Weston-Super-Mare
There have been no
reports of casualties
Though there was De
Brie everywhere