PILL POPPER # 2

 

I have to take so many pills

To cure my numerous ills

And for me they go to battle

But I’m afraid I’ll start to rattle

CALL CENTER MODE YET AGAIN

 

One day Bimbette was having trouble

With her computer,

So she decided to try the call center

At a time that would suit her

 

"Hello how can I help you?"

The tech support guy said

Bimbette replied to him

“I have a problem printing in red”

He asked, “Do you have a colour printer”?

Then the line went dead

SATURDAY NIGHT TREAT

 

On a Saturday night when I’ve had some ale

There is one thing that delights without fail

And it’s the only thing that will satisfy me

And that’s Donna on a spit for all to see

WHAT A DAY

 

On Monday he was grumpy

He was happy on Tuesday

So, God knows what kind

Of a dwarf he’ll be today

SHOP ASSISTANCE

 

I was shopping

With my wife

And we found ourselves

In the alcohol isle

But couldn’t decide

What we should get

So, we asked the man

Filling the shelf

What he would recommend

He gave us both

A cursory glance

Before he responded

“I think Crabbies for Madam

And for sir,

The Old Peculiar”

Cheeky git

We bought a case

Of Wine as well

A SMALL PRANG

 

I had a crash with another car

It was my fault, Granted

And the “little man” got out

And God how he ranted

“I’m not happy” he shouted

“I’m not happy” he said again

I just and smiled and said

“Which one are you then?”

CHRONIC CONTRADICTION

 

I am definitely not getting past it

I’m sorry I have to contradict

But my back trouble is a result

Of being Athletic, not arthritic