MY DEAR ELDERLY MOTHER

 

My dear elderly mother

Suffers with indigestion

Ironically her Gaviscon

Is on a repeat prescription

PILL POPPER # 2

 

I have to take so many pills

To cure my numerous ills

And for me they go to battle

But I’m afraid I’ll start to rattle

KILLER PILL

 

I was given from the dispensary 

After my surgery

By a doctor so proficient

A tablet so efficient

That it dislocates your brain

So you really feel no pain

LAZARUS PILL # 2

 

I have pills to slow me down

And more to perk me up

I have one that helps me sleep

And one that helps me tup