21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 151

 

Cry Baby Bunting

Daddy's gone a-hunting

Well that’s not really true

He’s gone to Tesco’s with my sister Su

ARE YOU WEARING A SCOWL?

 

Are you wearing a scowl?

Or is it your irritable bowel

No, it’s an irritable scowl

Because I left my wet towel

WHEN I TOLD MUM

 

When I told mum

I had opened a theatre

I got a rather strange

Reaction from her

“Are you having me on?”

She said to me

I said “you'll have to audition

And then we’ll see”

MERSEYSIDE POLICE SEALED THE CITY CENTRE

 

Merseyside Police sealed the City Centre

As they didn’t want to take a risk

As a suspicious object was seen in a car

It turned out later to be a tax disk

DANCING TO HIP HOP

 

I like breakin’ and poppin’

And dancing to Hip hop

At Sixty I should be stoppin’

As I’m down for a Hip op

SHE WAS A TAXI DANCER

 

She was a Taxi dancer

10 cents a dance

He was a patron

And they were dance partners

Each night he would be there

A pocket full of tickets

Each night he looked for her

And they danced all night

He lived for the dances

All day he watched the clock

All night he danced with her

He thought she was special

He hoped he was too

But she was a Taxi dancer

10 cents a dance

She liked to dance

But she liked her commission more

He was just a pocketful of tickets

Nothing more than a cash cow

Who lost his heart

To a dime-a-dance girl

GENETIC MARKERS

Scientists say they have discovered

Genetic markers that indicate athleticism

I think if they take a close look at mine

I will have markers for Couch potatoism