ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 10

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

Contrary to the rumour did not peg it

After they stole the theatre takings

They were recognised and had to leg it

BREAK A LEG

 

Telling actors to “Break a leg”

Is a tradition from long past

And the reason for it is this

Actors like to be in a good cast

WHEN I TOLD MUM

 

When I told mum

I had opened a theatre

I got a rather strange

Reaction from her

“Are you having me on?”

She said to me

I said “you'll have to audition

And then we’ll see”

I HEARD ABOUT A YOUNG ACTOR

 

I heard about a young actor

Who was playing the part of a Page

Fell through the floorboards

But he was just going through a stage

WHEN I TOLD MUM

 

When I told mum

I had opened a theatre

I got a rather strange

Reaction from her

“Are you having me on?”

She said to me

I said “you'll have to audition

And then we’ll see”