A patient asked “nurse, why did you stop
My visitors coming to
see me?”
She replied “you know
perfectly well why,
You broke the rules Mr
Ellery”
“But listen here I
know my rights” he persisted
“I’m allowed to have
three”
“You are allowed
friends and family not
Prostitutes and takeaway
deliveries"
I went into a pet shop and said,
“Can I buy a
goldfish?”
The girl said,
“certainly sir
If that’s what you wish,
Do you want an aquarium?”
She asked putting me
in a tiz
Finally, I replied “Well
actually
See a pin, pick it up
Then you're sure to have good luck,
See a pin, prick
yourself
And end up with
hepatitis
Are you wearing a baggy sweater?
For a particular
reason maybe
You haven’t suddenly
become a frump
So, you must be having
a baby
When the slot machines
Are played by those
with obesity
In a life spent in the
arcades
It’s the only fruit
that they see
The kids wanted to see
Walt Disney on ice
They all thought
It would be really
nice
However, it turned out
To be some old geezer,
Walt Disney
apparently,
Lying dead in a
freezer
There are only 13 months
Between my two little
chaps
It was actually by
design
As we didn’t want a
big gap
So that’s why as part
of the plan
My wife had a
Caesarean
