THE DALAI LAMA

 

In a vote for a leader of our planet

The Dalai Lama would be my bet

I would certainly risk a grand

If I were a Tibetan man

FOR MY 60TH BIRTHDAY

 

For my 60th birthday

I bought myself a sports car

It’s my pride and joy

Not that’s it’s been very far

As there is a slight problem

An oversight I have to admit

I need a hip replacement

Before I can get in it

THE BANK OF MUM AND DAD

 

When I bought my house

My parents kindly helped me

And now I really can’t

Thank them enough - apparently

ROUGED CHEEKS

Rouged cheeks

And blood red lips

Varnished nails

And tattooed flesh

Dyed sculptured hair

And black shadowed brow

Who are you?

All pierced and painted

And what have you done

With my lovely daughter? 

WHAT MY HEART YEARNS FOR MOST

 

What my heart yearns for most,

The thing that I really miss,

What keeps my passion burning

Is the thought of your sensual kiss

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 145

 

See a pin, pick it up,

And all day long you'll have good luck.

See a pin, pick it up,

And all day long you'll have a pin

ARE YOU WEARING SLIPPERS?

 

Are you wearing slippers?

Yes, I do think they suit you

I'm just questioning their suitability

For a visit to the zoo