ARE YOU WEARING SENSIBLE FOOTWEAR?

Are you wearing Sensible Footwear?

They are a kind of stout boot

And with your skinny legs

I think you look rather cute

MY FRIEND RAVED TO ME

My friend raved to me

About his orthopaedic shoe

But I think he built them up

Too much in my view 

ARE YOU WEARING GUMBOOTS?

 

Are you wearing gumboots?

The great dependable welly

They’re only short coming being

They make your feet smelly

ARE YOU WEARING TRAINER SOCKS?

 

Are you wearing trainer socks?

Tell me that you are Please do

Say you haven’t put an uncovered foot

Inside that sweaty training shoe

ARE YOU WEARING SLIPPERS?

 

Are you wearing slippers?

Yes, I do think they suit you

I'm just questioning their suitability

For a visit to the zoo