As I was going to St. Ives
I met a man with seven
wives,
Seven wives now that’s
really tough
I’ve got one and
that’s enough
As I was going to St. Ives
I met a man with seven
wives,
Seven wives now that’s
really tough
I’ve got one and
that’s enough
Put downs work the best
For deflecting
unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the
tension
Sometimes you may have
to deflect
The same offender so
you can then say
“My God! How many
times do I have to flush
Before you’ll finally
go away”?
Gool Peran Lowen
It’s St Piran’s Day
He’s revered by “Tinners”
Since their heyday
For sharing the
secrets
Of Mining Tin, they
say
Since I’ve been retired
Every day is a fun day
My week now consists
Of six Saturdays and a
Sunday
When it’s time to siphon the python
First adjust the angle
of dangle
And aim true, at the
loo
You’ll stand in your
own piss, if you miss
Don’t get in a muddle
and leave a puddle
When finished shake
the snake
Or tap the old chap
Make sure the eye is
dry
As you stand there,
have a care
Don’t go yet and stow wet
Or you’ll feel the
warm glow, down below
Joshua was asked at a Sunday school meeting
“Do you say a prayer at home before eating”?
Joshua was puzzled at the query, truth to tell
“No, we don't have to,
my Mum cooks very well”
I lie awake in the wee small hours
Unable to just drift
away
My mind is constantly
replaying
All the events of the
day
I’ve tossed and I’ve
turned
I even counted sheep
for a bit
Now I find my foot has
gone to sleep
And I long to catch up
with it