George was unhappy
With his wife’s
erratic mood swings
And his
work mates
Told him
of the benefit s of mood rings
So, he
went out a bought one
So, he
might monitor her mood
He had his
reservations
And he
thought the idea quite crude
But when
she was in a good mood
The stone
in the ring turned bright red
And when in a bad mood
It left a
huge bruise on his forehead
He came to
the conclusion
That he
would throw away the mood ring
And try a
new tack
Such as buying her a diamond ring
I find at times life gets me down a bit
And I get depressed I
must admit
I’m not the only one
that is sometimes down
And I try to make a
smile out of a frown
But lately my mood had
been very black
And I knew I must try
to get my life back
I thought the
Samaritans can help if anyone can
So, I called and got a
call centre in Pakistan
I explained that I called them for my survival
because I was low, and I was feeling suicidal
I was surprised at their response to my blues
Because they were very
excited at my news
And they proceeded to
try and ascertain
If I could drive a
truck or fly a plane
Exercise is a good thing
Pushing your body
physically
It can take many forms
I like cycling
particularly
I like golf and
swimming
I like long walks,
especially
When they are taken by
People who annoy me
Roman Ceres
Guardian of the harvest
Goddess of the corn
Mother of Proserpina
Goddess of fertility
Protector of matrimony
No matter what life throws your way
The future is the cure for all sorrow
And the nicest thing about the future is
An ostrich's eye is bigger
Than its brain,
apparently
I have known quite a
few
Divide the circumference
Of a Pumpkin by
Its diameter, and you
Will get Pumpkin Pi
