My grandfather invented,
And you might well scoff,
The cold air balloon, well
It never really took off
Saturday, 28 August 2021
MY GRANDFATHER INVENTED
MY UNCLE TRAINS ANIMALS
My Uncle trains animals
To
be honest he’s a bit of a bore
He
has one dog that does magic tricks
It’s
a labracadabrador
MY DOG ATE ALL THE SCRABBLE TILES
My dog ate all the Scrabble tiles
When
they were spilt on the mat
And
for days he kept leaving
Little
messages around the flat
Friday, 27 August 2021
ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – CARRIE (1976)
High
school senior Carrie White (Sissy Spacek), is a shy, unworldly, and friendless
teenage girl who has been sheltered from real life by her domineering,
fanatically religious mother (Piper Laurie), while struggling in secret with
the special telekinetic powers she possesses, a secret which she cannot divulge
to her mother as she would consider it to be a gift from the devil.
The
only adult authority figure who tries to help Carrie with her life is her
Physical Education teacher, Miss Collins (Betty Buckley) but she is warned by
the Principle not to get too involved.
After
an incident of bullying by her classmates the culprits are banned from
attending the Senior Prom and blame Carrie so they plan to exact their revenge
on her by humiliating her in front of everyone at the Prom.
So
will they succeed or will she unleash her telekinetic powers on them in a
horrifying display of rage.
Amy
Irving, William Katt, John Travolta, Nancy Allen and P.J. Soles play Carries
classmates, good and bad, in what is possibly the best movie adaptation of a
Stephen King novel.
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 428
Three blind mice? Three blind mice?
Avoiding
my baited traps, every single one
Visually
impaired, see how they run,
Thumbing
their noses when all said and done
BEST BEFORE 1980 # 5
I spend half an hour searching
for
my glasses beside the bed
Only
to discover find that they
were
on the top of my head
MY POETIC LICENSE
Something has happened
That
I don’t think is nice
Because
my poetic license
Has
been revoked, Twice
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