HUMEROUS HAIKU # 2

 

Recently I had

A ballooning holiday

- I put on four stones

A MAN IN A HOT AIR BALLOON # 2

 

A Man in a hot air balloon

Has lost his bearings

As he slowly floated by

 

He looks down below

And shouts to a man

“Hello, where am I”?

 

“Well, you tell me mate”

The man shouted back

“You have a better view than I”

A MAN IN A HOT AIR BALLOON # 1

 

A Man in a hot air balloon

Has lost his bearings

As he slowly floated by

 

He looks down below

And shouts to a man

“Hello, where am I”?

 

“Are you completely mad?”

The man shouted back

“You’re floating in the sky”

MY GRANDFATHER INVENTED

 

My grandfather invented,

And you might well scoff,

The cold air balloon, well

It never really took off

MY GRANDFATHER INVENTED

 

My grandfather invented,

And you might well scoff,

The cold air balloon, well

It never really took off

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 2

 

Recently I had

A ballooning holiday

- I put on four stones