Taffy was a Welshman
He came from Porthcawl
I think if he were from Cardiff
He’d hardly be Welsh at all
“Taffy was a Welshman was an actual nursery rhyme
Popularised in the 18th Century, so don’t blame me”
Friday, 21 May 2021
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 299
ARE YOU WEARING A PETTICOAT?
Are you wearing a petticoat?
Are they even still in vogue?
That’s delightful apparel
For a lascivious old rogue
SATURDAY NIGHT TREAT
On a Saturday night when I’ve had some a ale
There is one thing that delights without fail
And it’s the only thing that will satisfy me
And that’s Donna on a spit for all to see
WHAT A DAY
On Monday he was grumpy
He was happy on Tuesday
So, God knows what kind
Of a dwarf he’ll be today
SHOP ASSISTANCE
I was shopping
With my wife
And we found ourselves
In the alcohol isle
But couldn’t decide
What we should get
So we asked the man
Filling the shelf
What he would recommend
He gave us both
A cursory glance
Before he responded
“I think Crabbies for Madam
And for sir,
The Old Peculiar”
Cheeky git
We bought a case
Of Wine as well
A SMALL PRANG
I had a crash with another car
It was my fault, Granted
And the “little man” got out
And God how he ranted
“I’m not happy” he shouted
“I’m not happy” he said again
I just and smiled and said
“Which one are you then?”
CHRONIC CONTRADICTION
I am definitely not getting past it
I’m
sorry I have to contradict
But
my back trouble is a result
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