A middle-aged man went to his doctor’s surgery
The
doctor asked, “Why have you’ve come to me?”
Listening
very carefully with his head to one side
With
a nod “I think I’m going deaf” the man replied
Then
the doctor said, “Tell me what the symptoms are”
George, my second cousin twice removed is very gay
“My
mum made me a homosexual” he’ s oft heard to say
Now
I lean that way, so if I was to get her the material
I
thought I might ask if she could make me one as well
A new quiz show is coming very soon
It
will be a one off though to be fair
Its
only open to uniformed doormen
It’s
“who wants to be a commissionaire”
The latest TV craze is for reality shows
And
they seem that they are at their peak
There
are some new ones starting very soon
In
fact, the first of them starts next week
And
they have chosen a religious theme
In
order to tap into the large Christian poll
The
first one is aimed at the Roman Catholics
To
choose a new pontiff and called “pope idol”
Then
for the Protestant’s to keep a balance
For
church choristers and singers of gospels
The
host is a tall, bearded man named Mathew
The
show will be called “stars in your aisles”
I told her “my wife doesn’t understand me”
But
she didn’t believe a word I said I could see
She
said, “I can’t believe you are so selfish”
No,
it’s true her name is Anna and she is Polish
When you’re young you think that
You
have all the answers to mention
However,
the truth of the matter is that
You
don’t even know every question
Please can we get a goldfish dad?
It
would really make us glad
Big
or small it doesn’t matter
Not
even if it comes in batter
Well
can we have a parrot then?
Not
even if it tastes like chicken
