THE PERILS OF FAST FOOD

 

Why did the hapless Wile E. Coyote

In pursuit of his nemesis, Roadrunner

Spend a fortune on ACME products

Every all singing, all dancing, must have winner

If he had all that money to burn

He could just have paid for his dinner

BATH SYMPTON

A middle-aged man went to his doctor’s surgery

The doctor asked, “Why have you’ve come to me?”

Listening very carefully with his head to one side

With a nod “I think I’m going deaf” the man replied

Then the doctor said, “Tell me what the symptoms are”

“They’re a yellow cartoon family and Bart’s the star”