HOLY COW

Who was the first person?

Maybe a man maybe a woman

To stand in a field one day

And look at a cow and say

“I'll give them a squeeze

The dangly things, these

And then without a doubt

I’ll drink whatever comes out”

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 3

 

There is knowledge I need to know

Which will keep me in the quiz

Like, if love is supposed to be blind,

Why is lingerie as popular as it is?

I ATE A VEGAN SAUSAGE ROLL

 

I ate a vegan sausage roll

And was pleasantly surprised

Considering they don’t eat meat

Vegans are very tasty guys

THE HUMBLE POTATO

They can be boiled, baked, and mashed

Make crisps, croquettes, and hash browns,

And can also be sliced or chipped for frying

The Potato can also be distilled into Vodka

They are so versatile; they make it look as if

All the other vegetables aren’t even trying

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – TOP HAT (1935)

 

“Top Hat” is a Musical Romantic Comedy, Written by Dwight Taylor and Allan Scott from the book by Dwight Taylor and Directed by Mark Sandrich.

The story follows American dancer Jerry Travers (Fred Astaire) is working for his friend and producer Horace Hardwick (Edward Everett Horton) in London, and Jerry demonstrates his new dance steps late one night in Horace's hotel room, much to the annoyance of a girl sleeping in the room below Dale Tremont (Ginger Rogers).

She goes upstairs to complain and the two are immediately attracted to each other complications arise however when Dale mistakes Jerry for Horace.

Horrified that she has become involved with a married man she runs away to Venice on the invitation of friend Madge (Helen Broderick), Horace’s wife and confesses.

But Jerry and Horace also head for Venice and when Dale discovers they are there she agrees to marry Alberto Beddini (Erik Rhodes) but Horace’s manservant Bates (Eric Blore) saves the day.

“Top Hat” is a happy film that keeps delighting viewers any time one is lucky enough to fall under its spell.

BAD SCHOOL DAY

 

When I was at school

When I was just a lad

What was embarrassing

And made me very sad

Was the day I called

The history teacher dad

BATHROOM FUN

 

In the bathroom in my house

Watching my wife is a farce

She can’t brush here teeth

Without wiggling her arse