Soppy
Susie the vacuous blonde student
Was
sat in class trying to make the grade
When
the teacher asked her if she knew
What
the decision was in Roe Vs Wade
Finally,
she thought she had the answer
After
quite a while of just sitting there
“It’s
the decision George Washington
Made
before he crossed the Delaware.”
When George arrived at work on Monday morning
Both
of his eyes are blacked to his friend’s surprise
His
friend looked at him in disbelief and then asked
“George
how the hell did you get two black eyes?”
“It
was as I was walking up some steps yesterday
And
in front of me was a pretty girl, if a little stout
And
I noticed her dress was tucked in her knickers”
“Well,”
He said, “I just reached up and pulled it out.”
“Well,
that explains one black eye, but how on earth
Did
you get the other one?” He asked with a grin
George
said, “Well I assumed she wanted it that way
So,
I reached up with my finger and poked it back in.”
One
day a man asked his doctor at his surgery
"I
was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"Have
you discussed it with your family?"
A Blondes favourite nursery rhyme?
At first the question stumped me
But
after careful consideration
It
has to be Humpme Dumpme
Never
ever argue with an idiot
Not
even in your own defense
They
drag you down to their level
Then
beat you with experience
If
you can smile when things go wrong,
Whistle
a happy tune or sing a little song
Then
you obviously have in mind a name
Of
the unfortunate soul you intend to blame
She's
always turns up late
It’s
seems to be a family trait
When
her ancestors arrived
They
somehow contrived
Arriving
at Plymouth Rock
Late
to everyone’s shock
I
think that the tardy shower
Sailed
on the June flower
