The only time I crave
I
would have to admit
The
company of a man
Is
when he owns it
Sunday, 7 February 2021
MR WONDERFUL
A man who is sensitive and caring
Good
looking and also charming
Is
impossible to find in the end
Because
he already has a boyfriend
THE MALE ROLL
How many men does it take?
To
change the toilet, roll today
Nobody
knows the answer
Because
it never happens anyway
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I don’t know what to do
About all the sex, nudity,
Foul language and violence
On my DVD
LAST NIGHT I HAD FOR MY TEA
Last night I had for my tea
A
delicious beef stew
With
dumplings, better known
THE DIARY OF A VIRGIN
The diary of a Virgin
Is
a very short read
As
there are within
No
entries indeed
THE WHITE HORIZONTAL PLUME
The white horizontal plume
Streams
in its wake
Like
a long grey ribbon
As
the locomotive powers on
A
truly romantic image
Of
the great age of steam
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