Divorce Divorce my kingdom for Divorce!
With
law my friend I'll help you to divorce.
Brave,
I have left my spouse at long last, and I will stand the brunt of law.
I
think I will face six lawyers in the court, five have already contacted me so
far.
Divorce,
Divorce my kingdom for Divorce!
A good idea will keep you awake
During
the morning light
But
a great idea will keep you awake
There is to be a new establishment to specialize in Sushi
For Legal Professionals only it will cater don’t you see
And when the restaurant open’s they will call it SosumiMarried life is full of excitement and frustrations
In the first year the husband speaks, and the wife listens
In the second year the wife speaks, and the husband listens
The nightmare that keeps me up at nights
Is
about oxygen masks on airline flights
They
don’t contain any oxygen it seems
How can you tell if a Model has been using the computer?
There are many spots of Tippex on the screen of the monitor
How can you tell if her friend has used it while she’s away?
There
is writing on the Tippex spots all over the display
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day
But
if you teach him how to fish, let’s say
