The meaning of life I often ponder
Of gods great gift’s and things of wonder
I reason matters Theologic
Thinking deeply philosophic
I have often sought these things profound
But there is an answer I have not found
What I must know before I’m dead
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
No, your bum doesn’t look big in that
Money isn't everything
How funny, I was just going to call you
I'm only going to put it in a little way
I've never done this before
They’ll ride up with wear
The cheque's in the post
Anticipation is half the fun
This will hurt me more than it hurts you
I promise I won't finish in you
This won't hurt, I promise
No, I can’t see the join
Uh yes, it’s very slimming
PALINDROME
Go deliver a dare, vile dog!
Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog!
God to Hanoi on a hot dog
God saw I was a dog
"Do
nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Do geese see God?
Don't nod
Dogma: I am God
OXYMORA
Exact Estimate, Same Difference
Free Love, Military Intelligence
Extinct Life, Clearly Confused
Deafening Silence, Old News
Liquid Gas, Constant Variable
Working Holiday, Hell's Angel
Larger Half, Civil Engineer
Found Missing, Alone Together
Plastic Glasses, Virtual Reality
Only Choice, Definite Maybe
Rolling Stop, Minor Crisis
Open Secret, Original Copies
Living Dead, Genuine Imitation
Even Odds, Unbiased Opinion
ACRONYM
Cows Often Sit Down Carefully
Perhaps Their Joints Creak?
Persistent Early Oiling Might
Prevent
Painful Rheumatism
PALINDROME
THE SEQUEL
Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna
A Toyota! Race fast... safe car... a Toyota
Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
Ah, Satan sees Natasha
Lisa Bonet ate no basil.
Live not on evil, madam, live not on evil
Lived on Decaf, faced no Devil.
Live, O Devil, revel ever, live, do evil.
Dennis, no misfit can act if Simon sinned.
Denim axes examined.
Desserts, I stressed!
Devil Natasha, ah, Satan lived!
ACRONYM
PROSE STYLE
Toronto Girls Can Flirt
And Other Queer Things Can Do
General Eisenhower's Oldest Girl
Rode A Pony Home Yesterday
Father Charles Goes
Down And Ends Battle
Richard Of York
Gave Battle In Vain
Kids Prefer Cheese
Over Fried Green Spinach.
My Very Easy Method
Just Set Up Nine Planets
Every Good Boy Deserves Favor
Furry Animals Cook Excellently
Good Boys Do Fine, Always.
All Cows Eat Grass.
Not Every Cat Eats Sardines
Shrimps,
And Rabbit Yogurt
PANGRAMS
Jump by vow of quick, lazy strength in Oxford
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
The Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz
And
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs
PALINDROME
REVISITED
Ned, I am a maiden
Never odd or even
Ned, go gag Ogden
Nate bit a Tibetan
RETURN
TO PALINDROME
So many dynamos
Some men interpret nine memos
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!
Sad, I'm Midas
Suneva, Nina is sure Russian in a Venus
Sums
are not set as a test on Erasmus
RETURN
TO PALINDROME AGAIN
Madam, in Eden I'm Adam
May a moody baby doom a yam?
No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention
No trace; not one carton
Dammit, I'm mad!
Dairy myriad
Must sell at tallest sum
Murder for a jar of red rum
Too bad, I hid a boot
Too far, Edna, we wander afoot
Rats ailed, damn it, in mad Delia's tar!
Rats
live on no evil star
Doom an evil deed, liven a mood
Do, O God, no evil deed, live on, do good
“The Towering Inferno” is an action thriller disaster movie, screenplay by Stirling Silliphant, from the Novel by Richard Martin Stern, Thomas N. Scortia and Frank M. Robinson, and Directed by John Guillermin.
The focal point of the movie is a
colossal skyscraper, designed by Architect Doug Roberts (Paul Newman), which is
nearing completion when he returns from a long vacation, but ahead of the
“grand opening” party he discovers that his wiring specifications have not been
followed and as a result the building has been experiencing an increasing
number of electrical glitches.
He raises his concerns with his
father in law, Jim Duncan (William Holden) and Project Manager Simmons (Richard
Chamberlain) but they are brushed aside.
Suffice is to say that during the
party a fire breaks out and quickly spreads, which
threatens to destroy the tower and everyone in it.
So Michael O'Halleran (Steve
McQueen), who is the chief on duty as a series of daring rescues punctuate the
terror of a building too tall to have a fire successfully fought from the
ground.
It’s a tense and thrilling tale with
an amazing cast assembled by producer Irwin Allen, who succeed in getting
McQueen and Newman to co-star, he also signed Faye Dunaway to play Newman's
love interest and cast Fred Astaire, against type as a con-man, but even more
astonishing than that, he lured reclusive and legendary film star Jennifer Jones
out of retirement for the sympathetic role of Lisolette Mueller.
He also secured other notables which
included Robert Wagner, Susan Blakely, Susan Flannery, Sheila Allen, Robert
Vaughn, O.J. Simpson and Dabney Coleman.
You should have watched Steve Punt?
Does anyone know does James Hunt?
Few people stopped to see Steve Race?
I can hardly wait to see Lorraine Chase?
I’ve always wondered was Oliver Hardy?
What I want to know is Richard Tardy?
Did anyone else watch Todd Slaughter?
I’d have liked to watch Carol Drinkwater?
Does anyone know is Phil Cool?
Am I the only one to see Gordon Rule?
Can anyone remember is Barry White?
Did anyone think was Steve Wright?
Will anyone watch as Sid Dithers?
Do you want to watch as Bill Withers?
What do you think will John Wayne?
Have you ever walked Lupino Lane?
Does anyone know was Lionel Blue?
Is it possible to know if Nancy Drew?
What do you think is Ian Pacey?
Does anyone know is Rebecca Lacey?
Let’s take a gamble will Ivan Sag?
You should have heard Melvyn Bragg?
I really want to know is Tom Good?
Did anyone else think Natalie Wood?
Does anyone think will Tessa Peake?
I have often wondered is Michelle Meek?
Does anyone know was Joseph Rashe?
Would you like to witness Stacey Dash?
I would have liked to see Peter Boyle?
I’m interested to know is Joe Royal?
Was I the only one watching Peggy Mount?
I didn’t think I’d hear Dracula Count?
A month without alcohol
Isn’t
what makes January dry
What
does, is sex without foreplay
Or
indeed the use of KY
A man had had far too much to drink
Now
I must go home he began to think
He
tried to stand up and fell to the floor
So,
he decided to crawl out of the door
Then
after a little fresh air he tried again
But
he fell face down in the drain again
“I
will never get up” to himself he said
I
won’t try again Ill crawl home instead
His
wife found him on the step asleep
“I
went for a drink” he said like a sheep
“And
I know what made you crawl so far
Your
wheelchair is still in the public bar”
