Showing posts with label Untruths. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Untruths. Show all posts

Sunday 3 January 2021

THE GREATEST LIES OF LIFE

 

No, your bum doesn’t look big in that

Money isn't everything

How funny, I was just going to call you

I'm only going to put it in a little way

I've never done this before

They’ll ride up with wear

The cheque's in the post

Anticipation is half the fun

This will hurt me more than it hurts you

I promise I won't finish in you

This won't hurt, I promise

No, I can’t see the join

Uh yes, it’s very slimming