In these days of political correctness
Woke does little than
cause more stress
Their cure for
discrimination seems to be
To still discriminate
but to do it positively
And in order to enable
freedom of expression
It appears that censorship
is the solution
Well Uncle Ben is racist
Or so the Woke decry
And that’s the end of him
So, no more Mr Rice Guy
When the history is written of Britain
Historians will just laugh at the joke
About the crazy people in the Country
Who put up with shit
from the Woke
Your grandparents
And great grandparents
Were asked to go to
war
You are being asked
To sit on your sofas
So not exactly a chore
It’s offensive to objectify, even if it’s only sauce
What if it doesn't
want to be called hot sauce?
What if it wants to be
called beautiful sauce?
A younger member of staff
Caused something of a
melee
Having completely
misunderstood
The nature of Mufti
day
In these days of political correctness
Woke does little than
cause more stress
Their cure for
discrimination seems to be
To still discriminate
but to do it positively
And in order to enable
freedom of expression
It appears that
censorship is the solution
People today are so self-obsessed
So wrapped up in
themselves
Banging on about THEIR
rights
THEIR civil liberties
THEIR freedoms
They have forgotten
about the people
Who fought and died to
win them
People are so easily offended today
This is quite ironic
really
As due to political
correctness
We are censored so heavily
And with all the
sanitising
There is so little
opportunity
But those who do take
offence
Fall into three
distinct categories
Firstly, the genuinely
offended
Those who feel the
detriment,
Whose opinion is
seldom heard
Unless it’s politically
expedient
Second, the white
middle class heterosexuals
Who like to be
offended on others behalf
And are particularly
suspicious
At anything that gets
a laugh
Thirdly, come the
professionals
Those who get offended
for a living
They frequent the
morning TV sofas
And are relentlessly
unforgiving
The professionals feel
no offence
But find their roles
financially fulfilling
They will take umbrage
for anyone
Just to earn another
shilling
Even worse however is
anticipated offence
Those who want to act
just in case
Some unspeakable
offence may be caused
If things are
unchanged or left in place
The original intention
may well have been
That a better society
was planned
But what they have
managed to do instead
Is to make the world
more bland
I was one of the baby boomers
And we were raised
differently
The subsequent
generations
Have developed much
more selfishly
They are the falsetto
generations
Because they always go
me me me
People are loyal only to themselves
They have no sense of
nation today
And put their own
self-interest first
“What’s in it for me”
is what they say
People have many
heartfelt opinions
But hardly a one true
conviction
When England is once
more in peril
This is my sad and
sorry prediction
There will be no mass
rush to volunteer
Conscription will be
met with legal scheming
They only way to get
them to join up
Will be to drag them
kicking and screaming
Don’t you just love them?
If only for their belief in equality
Or a love of all things PC
And an unswerving moral certainty
It’s a shame that to become a liberal
A sense of humour bypass is necessary
I am a white male
Anglo Saxon fifty something
Able-bodied heterosexual
And as a result in modern Britain
I have no rights whatever
Here is a question
For
a Politically Correct group
Do
illiterate people get the benefit
Of
Alphabet Soup?
In these days of political correctness
PC
does little than cause more stress
Their
cure for discrimination seems to be
To
still discriminate but to do it positively
And
in order to enable freedom of expression
It
appears that censorship is the solution
Coffee, black
That’s all I crave
Nothing fancy
Just black coffee
Not latte
Or espresso
But now I’m told
It’s not PC
To ask for black coffee
Apparently
To be PC
I must order
Coffee without milk
