MAMIL is an acronym
For “Middle Aged Men
In Lycra”
I have to confess
that’s not the word
I use for an old
peddle cycler
MAMIL is an acronym
For “Middle Aged Men
In Lycra”
I have to confess
that’s not the word
I use for an old
peddle cycler
SNAGS is an acronym
For “Sensitive New Age
Guy’s”
But don’t all men come
with snags?
Just like turds come
with flies
Why can't you run through a camp?
Because that would
cause grammatical offence
You cannot run through
a camp at all
It would obviously “be
ran” because it's past tents
I love anagrams
Anagrams
are great
Some make
me chuckle
Some make
me glum
For example
Hamburgers
= Shergars Bum
Words are very important
Encyclopaedia is one I
like
But it doesn’t
actually mean
A kiddie fiddler on a
bike
Are crucial to most authors
And we all wonder if
there’s
Another word for Thesaurus
I was looking for a word
That summed up slogan
or motto
But something more
pithy
In the end I settled
on Slotto
In the event that your nose runs
And your feet smell
Just consider the
possibility
That you might be
upside down
I have often thought it ironic
If not positively
absurd
That the term,
abbreviated
Is an eleven-letter
word
Do you know who invented the crossword?
I can't remember his
name for the life of me
It’s on the tip of my
tongue just out of reach
It’s W something N
something E
I once wrote a note
Writ on paper, hue of
oat
Not of literary note
Worth less than a
groat
Full of unimportant
quote
Not worthy to promote
No ego should it bloat
No means to gloat
But it got my vote
The note I wrote
I put in my coat
The coat that I tote
The one on which I
dote
The one with stoat
About the throat
My favourite coat
Now held my note
But I left the coat
That housed my note
Upon a boat
“The rampant goat”
That was afloat
In a bay remote
The note, the coat,
And the boat did float
So where was my note?
Memorized by rote
In my favourite coat
With throat of stoat
Floating like a mote
On some distant boat
With no shelter of
cote
The note, the coat,
On that blasted boat
I would if I could
But I can’t so I
shan’t
How good if I should
But I can’t which I
grant
If I could I know I
would
But I can’t so I
shan’t
Oh, how good if I
should
But I chant I can’t, I
can’t
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are droll
Some hurt your sides
For example
Election results =
let's recount lies
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
They are fun
By varying degrees
For example
This is funny
For the Yankees
Snooze alarms = alas!
No more z 's
But if you happen to
have
A British head
Snooze alarms = alas!
No more z 's
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make me titter
For example
Mother-in-law = woman
Hitler
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make my sides
split
For example
Desperation = a rope
ends it
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are funny
Some have flair
For example
Astronomer = moon
starer
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make my sides ache
For example
The earthquakes = that
queer shake
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some leave me red
faced
For example
A decimal point = I’m
a dot in place
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are serious
Some are fun
For example
Eleven plus two =
twelve plus one