Liberals believe in freedom of speech
They support it on pain of death
And they will defend this principle
With their final dying breath
It’s the corner stone of liberalism
It’s the doctrine that they teach
However, it most definitely helps
If you sing from their hymn sheet
The liberal minded
Like a parade
They like to march
They like to engage
Beat the drum
To end the war
They’ll tell you
That’s what freedoms for
Ban the bomb
Free Tibet
No more Trident
End third world debt
March in the city
For gay pride
And every liberal
Is on your side
If you’re so inclined
Join the throng
March in unison
And sing the liberal song
But bang the drum
And blow the horn
For patriotism
And feel their scorn
Don’t you just love them?
If only for their belief in equality
Or a love of all things PC
And an unswerving moral certainty
It’s a shame that to become a liberal
A sense of humour bypass is necessary
Don’t you just love the liberal crew
So called because of
their liberal views
But when you examine
their reasoning
Their liberality is
merely posturing
Charles Kennedy was
deposed of course
Because he was too
fond of the sauce
Jeremy Thorpe had to go
way back when
Because of his
fondness for young men
While Menzies Campbell
was told
He had to go because
he was just too old
The party so proud of
their liberal principals
Are in reality not
that liberal at all
Well, they finally got rid of Kennedy
Who
likes to drink quite liberally
I’m
not sure that it’s fair or right
He
didn’t start drinking over night
They
knew what they were getting
A
man familiar with whistle wetting
What
seems to me to be Nonsense
From
the party with a conscience
For
a liberal party not withstanding
Isn’t
the least bit understanding
I
wonder now about the motivation
Hounding
him out before the nation
It
wasn’t his reputation as a Binger
He
had to go because he was Ginger
