WELL UNCLE BEN IS RACIST

 

Well Uncle Ben is racist

Or so the Woke decry

And that’s the end of him

So, no more Mr Rice Guy

WE USED TO EAT A LOT OF RICE

 We used to eat a lot of rice

When I was a boy, no kidding

But never for our dinner, we had it

With condensed milk for pudding

I GOT A BIRTHDAY CARD TODAY

 

I got a Birthday card today

And it was full of rice again

I knew instantly why, because

It was from my Uncle Ben