COLLAR AND CUFFS

 

Hey there blondie I really like your hair

But I bet that it’s a different shade down there

I bet you don’t have any white, blonde thatch

Your collar and cuffs certainly won’t match

Or maybe a mismatch really isn’t anticipated

Possibly you have already defoliated

I don’t mind you with or without down below

I’m an easy to please kind of fellow

And if you’re a bottle blonde I don’t care

Or if there is a mismatch with body hair

Any way it comes that’s my simple philosophy

And besides it’s not something I’m likely to see