COLLAR AND CUFFS

 

Hey there blondie I really like your hair

But I bet that it’s a different shade down there

I bet you don’t have any white, blonde thatch

Your collar and cuffs certainly won’t match

Or maybe a mismatch really isn’t anticipated

Possibly you have already defoliated

I don’t mind you with or without down below

I’m an easy to please kind of fellow

And if you’re a bottle blonde I don’t care

Or if there is a mismatch with body hair

Any way it comes that’s my simple philosophy

And besides it’s not something I’m likely to see

THE CALL OF THE WILD

 

Not pampered or preened

Nor sculptured or shaped

Not tidied or groomed

Nor shaven or scraped

For neat and manicured

Well, nothing could be fouler

For we like it as nature intended

An untamed hairy growler

No French landing strips

Or Brazilian styled

Just wild and untamed bush

Because we like our beaver wild