Friday, 11 March 2022

DRAB DOREEN

 

My memory takes me back

To a time when I was young

And I was pleasurably distracted by Doreen

Dear Doreen, who people rather unkindly called plain

True her face was heavily freckled

And she rarely wore any makeup

But her eyes were the most dazzling blue and always smiled

Her hair was straight and chestnut brown

She was a skinny little thing and flat chested

But with the most exquisite bottom

I don’t know why people thought her plain

Maybe it’s because Doreen is a plain sounding name

I know one thing that is true

They would never have called her plain

If they had seen her in the bedroom

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