A man walked into his bedroom
Where his wife was
preparing for sleep
And stood in the
doorway
Holding a leash
attached to a sheep
“Sweetheart when you
have a headache
This is the cow I make
love to”
The wife looked at him
with utter contempt
Then took his silence
as her cue
Saying “If you weren't
such a numbskull,
You’d know that's not
a cow it’s a yew
He replied “If you
weren't so conceited
You’d realise I wasn’t
talking to you”
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