A SHADOW OF YOUR FORMER SELF

 

In your younger days

Your figure was quite svelte

You were trim and fit

And you didn’t need a belt

 

You were dapper and neat

And sartorially proud

Now your clothes are garish

And horribly loud

 

In your untailored attire

You lack any kind of taste

And all of your trousers

Have an elasticated waist

 

Your health is not the best

You have a dicky heart

Your digestion is quite iffy

And you’re prone to fart

 

I look back to the past

And the feelings I felt

When your manly cologne

Was the only thing I smelt

 

Now that you're mature

And your skin no longer fits

For some unknown reason

I still love you to bits