Tuesday 22 February 2022

WHY DO THEY CALL YOU PRUDISH JUDITH?

 

Hey Jude

I thought you were a prude

Hey Judith

I heard them call you prudish

Are you shy?

Is that the real reason why?

Hey Judith

Is that why they call you prudish?

But damn

When you’ve had a Babycham

Wow Jude

You are no goody two shoes

In fact, Jude

You are really rather crude

No prude

That I am forced to conclude

Jude, I think

That is why you have a drink

As a cure

From being modest and demure

And Jude

When you’re in the mood

To be lewd

You are exceptionally rude

With no prudity

In the manner of your nudity

So, Jude

I am forced to conclude

That Judith

Your prudishness is a myth

No comments: