FOGHORN LEGHORN HAD A GIRLFRIEND

 

Foghorn Leghorn had a girlfriend

And her name was feathery Beth

But her feathers all pointed the wrong way

And she tickled herself to death

SHEEPISH

 

A man walked into his bedroom

Where his wife was preparing for sleep

And stood in the doorway

Holding a leash attached to a sheep

“Sweetheart when you have a headache

This is the cow I make love to”

The wife looked at him with utter contempt

Then took his silence as her cue

Saying “If you weren't such a numbskull,

You’d know that's not a cow it’s a yew

He replied “If you weren't so conceited

You’d realise I wasn’t talking to you”

A TRIP TO THE FARM

 

When our class

Visited the local farm

We had a lovely day

 

And on the bus home

We sang a song

About our lovely day

 

The sheep go baa

The cows go moo

The ducks go quack

Chickens cock a doodle doo

 

The shepherd says hi

The cowman says hello

Get off that fucking tractor

We hear the farmer bellow