Sunday, 20 February 2022

IN THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY

 

If you are the sort of woman who believes

Life is too short to dance with ugly men

Then you almost certainly believe

It’s too short to have sex with them

Just remember that when you get drunk

There are no ugly men to offend you

And I bet you’ve never bedded an ugly man

But I’m sure you’ve woken up with a few

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