Wednesday, 23 February 2022

BEACH ETIQUETTE

 

A naked man sunbathing at the beach

In order to preserve his dignity

And protect it from the sun

Placed his hat over his thingamy

 

A passing woman smiled and said

“A gentleman would lift his hat for a lady”

He replied “If you get your kit off

Madam it will raise itself, maybe”

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